Ah, the LaserJet 4. I wonder how many thousands of them are still out there happily printing.

Oh boy did you miss out over on the “work your passion” article.

MIllennials also think they’re owed everything for nothing and have it the worst.

Starred for “recontinued.”

I kind of want to dismiss you because the only thing you don’t suck at is constructing straw men to knock down, but I’m not really a believer in the whole “dismissing” thing.

I dunno who you’re replying to; if it’s me, you’re either stupid or acting that way, because I specifically said to use your off time to pursue your “heart’s desire,” not to just skip it. Plenty of people read, write, draw, and learn musical instruments that way, but the odds of any of them being good enough to make a…

I’m not bitter. I’m a realist. If you think it’s smart or realistic to hold out for work that you’re passionate about, you’re _not_ being realistic, and are probably either young, dumb, or both. At least one of those you can grow out of, so you’ve got a 50/50 chance if you don’t fuck up too badly in the meantime.

I wonder if this is part of a lot of peoples’ problem: they think they can/should be doing what they “truly love to do” as a career, which leads to 39 billion art, journalism, and creative writing majors whining about how they were lied to and can’t get a job.

That...is not muscle. She’s a heifer.

Ignore him. This Smitty dude is a troll from wayback. Comes out now and then to annoy me.

I...bone...my dog.

Nah, you’re a dumbfuck. One of those black-and-white types. See, I’m all for personal responsibility. Check my comment history. I’m probably more passionate about it than you are.

That’s stupid. No one deserves to lose a fingertip in their own kitchen because of an easy mistake. Grow up.

Not only is this guy annoying, I think he’s pretty dumb to be telling people to just get a sharp blade and go at it. He doesn’t mention using a pusher/guide, using a cutproof glove, hell, he doesn’t even mention how quickly you can slice the piece you’ve got in your hand so that your fingers are low enough to contact…

It’s late on Friday and time to leave, but I have to jump in here:

When I had a health scare a few years ago, I worked with the doctor and got on a diet where I lost a pound a day for the first 4 months or so. Stayed entirely healthy while doing so, and I know this because I had regular blood tests and checkups to confirm it.

Damn straight. You’ll go far.

See? I knew you couldn’t see it/wouldn’t admit. There’s that little nagging doubt, but you’re too much of a douche to let it go too far before you send in your misplaced, wildly-inflated sense of your own non-assholery to stamp it out.

Dickbag with a shitty job who complains about how it’s the world’s fault and he was lied to when he can’t even get a callback on a better job. Got it.

Not sure what “derp” means. Sounds like a word a dumbfuck who doesn’t know how to write a resume would use.