I wonder if this is part of a lot of peoples’ problem: they think they can/should be doing what they “truly love to do” as a career, which leads to 39 billion art, journalism, and creative writing majors whining about how they were lied to and can’t get a job.

That...is not muscle. She’s a heifer.

Ignore him. This Smitty dude is a troll from wayback. Comes out now and then to annoy me.

I...bone...my dog.

Nah, you’re a dumbfuck. One of those black-and-white types. See, I’m all for personal responsibility. Check my comment history. I’m probably more passionate about it than you are.

Why do use words whose meanings you don’t know? “Mansplaining” in this case, but I’m guessing you do it all the time.

That’s stupid. No one deserves to lose a fingertip in their own kitchen because of an easy mistake. Grow up.

Not only is this guy annoying, I think he’s pretty dumb to be telling people to just get a sharp blade and go at it. He doesn’t mention using a pusher/guide, using a cutproof glove, hell, he doesn’t even mention how quickly you can slice the piece you’ve got in your hand so that your fingers are low enough to contact…

It’s late on Friday and time to leave, but I have to jump in here:

There, that’s better than what I almost typed, which involved inducing diarrhea.

A.) Fuck the fish. They’re fucking fish.

So did Musk.

When I had a health scare a few years ago, I worked with the doctor and got on a diet where I lost a pound a day for the first 4 months or so. Stayed entirely healthy while doing so, and I know this because I had regular blood tests and checkups to confirm it.

Damn straight. You’ll go far.

See? I knew you couldn’t see it/wouldn’t admit. There’s that little nagging doubt, but you’re too much of a douche to let it go too far before you send in your misplaced, wildly-inflated sense of your own non-assholery to stamp it out.

Dickbag with a shitty job who complains about how it’s the world’s fault and he was lied to when he can’t even get a callback on a better job. Got it.

Not sure what “derp” means. Sounds like a word a dumbfuck who doesn’t know how to write a resume would use.

It works for “artistic” fields like Graphic Designer. You should see their resumes: they fold into weird shapes, have wild colors, QR codes for URLs, it’s nuts, but that field is like that.

It’s not grumpy, and I’m not HR, I’m IT management, worked up from Desktop Technician, through a couple of analyst and network engineer positions, and have been managing for years now. I know what I’m talking about, and people in my position do not have the time or the desire to read non-standard “jazzed-up” resumes.…

If I’m hiring, and a resume which refers to the anything as “the upstart David to the Goliath” of anything crosses my desk, that’s as far as I’m skimming, and the resume is getting round-filed.