I don’t think a girl can pork a guy. The “pork” is a penis, which is bad enough, but if you try to map “pork” onto female genitalia it won’t turn out well.

The godless thing not so much, but any insult to the sentient pile of superhuman stupidity that is Albert Burnkeo is spot on. Want to hear the most obvious, regurgitated, non-backed-up-and-then-turned-up-way-past-“liberal caricature” drivel on Gawker? Look for the Burneko “politics” pieces.

Eh. Still.

If you’re going to let how you look, in the privacy of your own home, influence where you spend $150 and also potentially affect the quality of your, I guess we’ll call it, computing experience, who’s the dildo really?

While we don’t endorse the specific action Osborn took

Do you even know your own username? You should have picked a dog.

Thank you for #1. Came here to say it. There is basically no resemblance between the two.

DO NOT USE LASERS TO PLAY WITH YOUR DOG.

DO NOT USE LASERS TO PLAY WITH YOUR DOG.

It is. You don’t have to fucking defend yourself. All cultures and people are not equal. Some are worse than others, and pointing that out is not a crime. Yet.

Holy crispy crap, man.

No problem. Get a Miss Piggy doll, take a pic of you with it, and no one will know the difference if you walk around saying it’s a pic of you with Amy Schumer.

You are a dumbfuck. Stop using a dude I like for your avatar.

You know the answer to this. It starts with “B” and ends with “ecause he or she’s an asshole.”

That quick shot at the end, of him sadly considering what he’s done, is kind of priceless.

I applaud the fuck out of this. I’ve long said that the internet largely acts as a Squeaky Wheel Amplifier. Internet protests can be loud and go viral, but that doesn’t mean a company should run scared every time one happens. In 99% of cases, the company being internet protested could respond with that flip-off GIF…

I’ll wait for Shark to make one. It will cost half of what this does and work just as well.

smi1ey, don’t pansy out. You stay the course.

Damn straight. Glad to have you on Team Man. If she doesn’t keep herself up she gets traded in.

Be careful. If it gets them set into permanent sag mode it hurts you too.

The Color of Danger! That’s the movie you’re talking about. It also features forklifts driving off piers, through cinder-block walls, and etc. Blood is Red, The Color of Danger.