I’ll argue that Moon is not a “hollywood directorial debut” but an independent film that got a wide release and was success. Much like District 9.

However, Johnson’s Baby Oil is 100% baby.

No, these folks are entering into legal record that Welch’s advertised a “healthier” option to traditional fruit snacks when in fact there was nothing healthier about it. Nobody is arguing that fruit snacks are as healthy as vegetables or even the unhealthiest of fruits, they’re arguing that you can’t label something…

Good thing we have parent groups looking out for us instead of, say, federal regulators.

Oh you sweet summer child.

PS - I’m a tree now.

James Bond is going to be a ginger before the Doctor is? Scandalous!

Yes. This. OMG it drives me up the wall when cops say that! Being safe is not your job, your job is to make sure other people are safe. *hisses and climbs wall like a lizard*

Don’t you know how hard it is to be a cop with all these people demanding “fairness” and “justice”? SO AGGRAVATING.

Apple could have just sold a blinky notification light with a transparent Apple icon for a watch and people would buy it.

You can just press a button to light up the screen, if it’s too dark for you to comfortably read it. That’s how we did it in the 1980s my friend, and since it worked fine then, it’ll work fine now too. ;)

the one with the largest bezels.

Holy fuck man. This is it. This is The One.

They used to open for my high school band, “Average Lay.”

Kind of glad to be aging out of their demo soon, tbh

I'm actually so stunned at the reaction of the community. What a fantastic thing for the local businesses to do. I'm not going to comment on the vile PUAs, because I want to focus on the positives; real action against rape culture.

Right, I forgot women can’t be doctors. My bad.

Ah it would have been the best movie ever. Wouldn’t even need to make Strange a wonan.