I, too, am old as fuck.

Keeps Dotard45 in line! He was so fucking scared he fired his Secretary of State for daring to speak against Russia!

Carrots and sticks

She was pregnant when Herr Orange cheated on her.

Everything and everyone he touches turns to shit.

He’s got no muscle. Don’t know why I’m posting this over and over again. Maybe I just like saying it because that’s the one thing I have more of than him.

Well, he’s afraid of stairs and thinks exercise will sap your life force. There is no muscle under there.

I thought that doctor was a good person. Seriously, if you touch Trump, you turn to shit.

I don’t see any slouching. He’s 6'1", tops.

U WIN

Yeah, his arms and legs are skinny. All he has is a big butt & gut, as well as neck and back fat. And, as you say, probably no muscle. He doesn’t even do stairs.

He thinks you have a finite amount of energy for your entire lifetime and that exercise takes away from that. Also, afraid of stairs. He’s got like half a pound of muscle on him. The rest is all fat.

Sure, but she’s been doing every press junket.

But can he, really? Wouldn’t she know?

Yeah but she can read his mind, remember? He can’t really lie to her.

Seriously. His apology isn’t even, “I’m an incompetent fool,” but “They were so mean to me and it’s distracting for everybody”.

Not great, but much better than Trump.

In the past week, the facade has started to crack. She looked like she felt like notsocuddly’s gif on the inside.

He’ll just claim he didn’t mean it. The “I lie too much to be guilty” defense.

WWIII or the Handmaid’s Tale, take your pick