I’m glad I got all these stars, because I worded this awkwardly as fuck.

Sooo, you don’t understand hearsay do you? He witnessed these things. That makes him a witness.

Did someone order a side of Dadjeans for the Dadbod?

Sure, maybe a lot of women are shallow too. I get that. But American women are literally given the message “Your entire self worth depends on your appearance” pretty much from the age of 5 or 6 on. Some men might feel insecure about their bodies, but they can still turn on the television or go to the movies and see…

Am I the only one who would take a chiseled, in-shape hunk of man over a dadbod any day? Sorry, the beer gut just does NOT do it for me.

My hubs and I both “let ourselves go” and we’re both relieved at this point.

I wish I could be that way. My husband, a very attractive man, has let himself go. But I’ve kept my shit tight, so I feel like he’s not living up to my standards but I’m meeting his. It’s not cool and The above photo of Rob Groncowsky made me weak.

What? What reference do you have to make a comment like that? Personally, my wife and i are both 6foot 1 inch and both weigh 250ish....she is, and will forever be, the most beautiful woman i have ever met.

I’ve met her in person. She’s even more beautiful IRL.

Well, helllooo Mr. President. I mean, I feel the same way about Michelle. That is one attractive first couple.

Well, you know, Chris Hemsworth exists so that means men are totes as body shamed as women.

I’m no expert, but wouldn’t Obama be the first pres with defined abs we’ve had since JFK?

I always thought Bob Odenkirk looked like he was in pretty good shape? I suppose I am biased though as “schlubby” is definitely my type.

As long as these dudebods with dadbods are extending the bodpositivity to their wifebods and girlfriendbods who have maybe “let themselves go,” I’m all for it. Bods.

Dadbod? Yes please.

Since when have “dadbods” not been celebrated? Adam Sandler, Stephen Colbert, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Will Forte, Ty Burrell, Bob Odenkirk, Rainn Wilson... I can keep going. The list of famous, wealthy men on tv/in movies with “dadbods” numbers in the hundreds. The list of famous, wealthy women on tv/in movies…

This article is wat on so many levels... it’s like Watception.

Look, as long as you’re attractive, have a heartbeat, aren’t a douche, and can carry on a conversation, we’re good.

God kind of sounds like one of the "Nice Guys" who think women who reject them are all bitches.