You sext your own picture to your bf when you’re 16: SEX OFFENDER

Seriously, is this me seeing the death of education? IRRESPONSIBLE OF YOU to say she didn’t (need to do this) ffs. Please, please tell me you don’t have an advanced degree, because it would be depressing.

Really? If he doesn't respond to anything you send him, you should probably stop.

My fiance will talk about not being romantic (something his ex wife and earlier exes told him a lot) and I am always baffled. He isn’t the big gesture type but he is the most consistently considerate person I know and is always doing little things. If that isn’t romantic, fuck romance.

Schadenfreude is one of my guilty pleasures, too. My ex broke up with me and started dating a 19 year old soon afterwards (he was 41 at the time). Eventually she dumped him and he got gout. My friends were sort of worried about how much amusement I got from the fact he got gout.

If I wrote romcoms, I would totally steal this. It’s abso-fucking-lutely amazing.

It’s the romantic comedy syndrome.

WOW. What is with guys who can’t make normal gestures of love/kindness during a relationship and then go zero-to-fucking-nutjob in an effort to “get someone back?” It isn’t a Grand Gesture that shows you’ve changed, guys; you look delusional. At best.

The story about Mr. Intense goes from red flag to bad to worse to THE WORST. I’m sorry you had to go through that. I’d bet my next paycheck he refers to himself as “a nice guy”

On the opposite side of the spectrum, I expect amazing celebrations for my birthday. But I orchestrate them myself because I’m a grown-ass adult. “No cards or gifts please: just come to my home and imbibe all this lovely alcohol I’ve purchased for all of us as we dance and karaoke and game.”

“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE DOING THIS TO ME IN MY BIRTHDAY WEEK!!!” and hung up.

“Congratulations. I’m sorry that for some reason you decided not to invite me, despite us spending so many good times together. Sad face.”

I SCOOP AND SWOOP HOURLY THEY ARE JUST NATURALLY FAR APART and one is like a full c and one is a medium b :(

Don’t implants make it more difficult to detect breast cancer?

One of my friends just had a double mastectomy today.

I have always hated the “bands for boobies” and “rockers for knockers” slogans. I know everyone is well meaning, but the entire point of breast cancer research is to save women’s lives, not to make sure their breasts still look sexy.

You said it perfectly. I had a mastectomy not too long ago, and now I’m a burn patient after 25 rounds of radiation. I just got in, literally fifteen minutes ago, from a weekly support group in which two of my friends are going to die fairly soon from breast cancer.

Isn’t this TREMENDOUSLY insensitive, too? Women with breast cancer often lose their breasts. Like, am I going to show off my hair to raise awareness for alopecia? Do some fierce eyes for macular degeneration? Flash my beautiful pearly white teeth to help kids with no access to dentists?

I was wondering what was going to be the new Thigh Gap™

So is this just for people with fake boobs? I have fairly large breasts, but I don’t think I can hold a can with them without a bra (and I’m fine with that!) Also, team Pepsi.