Perhaps he has been a conduit for money laundering by oligarchs whose friend Putin has convinced Trump that he will get a polonium breakfast if he so much as breathes a bad word about Russia.

That’s a very good point. And suicide has been widely decriminalized, so that could be a factor too. Huh. So much of our society hinges not on what is prohibited by law, but the good behavior of most of us. I wonder if a new law would make sense here.

I argue it’s similar to how if they originally agreed to kill a third party with him pulling the trigger but he backs out and despite her trying to get him to do it, he doesn’t. Then there’s no crime.

How does the analogy break down? What is the difference between them conspiring to murder a third person vs. conspiring to murder him?

Let’s say two teens were plotting to murder a third. The boyfriend gets cold feet, but the girlfriend convinces him to go through with it. Even if the girl did not physically kill the victim, she is culpable. Is this situation analogous? Is she even more culpable because of Roy’s mental state?

At first I was like, this is a run-on sentence. Then I parsed it a second time, and

Oh Michael Bay, you sweet, dumb, ok not sweet at all, lunk. I’m sure you don’t have the self-reflection to realize your sexist opinion of “female competition” has been 100% debunked by the popularity of Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman among women.

i snorted out loud at your last sentence

It was originally spelled wack, and only spelled “whack” by the uncool people, but yes all the kids for an entire generation now have been spelling it wrong. It pisses me off to this day... because I am old.

I’ve seen one, the first Transformers. It was a bunch of metal click-clacking and made no sense. Megan Fox bends over a car. Don’t see any of his movies.

Guilt giggle, tee hee!

Whoops, you did say “on the say so of the president.” I mean, I wouldn’t rule it out completely, but we are definitely not there yet. Reading comprehension FAILE

Fine. Fine. Let’s mandate that at every congressional event, every single person is packing heat. Security will check at the door and make sure everyone has a piece, and supply them one if they don’t bring their own. I’m sure a shootout like this would have ended much less violently if every single person there was…

little guilt giggle

The orange shitstain-in-chief lives for the shitshow. 50% likelihood of happening.

I disagree. We are definitely living in a Tom Clancy novel right now, and I wouldn’t put it past a country of 350 million or whatever people to produce at least one asshole who’d try. Not to mention the Neo-Soviet International Polonium Crew.

GOD LET THIS ALL HAPPEN

Something a completely unethical, deeply stupid results-focused businessman who can’t plan ahead would do.

I dunno, he looked pretty relaxed with the Russians in the Oval Office.

I didn’t bother watching because what else could have happened? There’s no way he would implicate himself, or be made to do so. Only one option for the modern GOP: lie your ass off.