Bannon is Satan’s meat suit. And it always kinda looks like it’s leaking, right?

This makes a lot more sense than Trump suddenly giving a shit about dead babies after bullying refugees. He’s been bombarded with images of pitiful Syrian children for a year, and only now that the Russia trail has gone right to his door he wants to help them? Yeeeeah, ok.

Russia says they will no longer sharing information

It also makes more sense why he used fucking 60 missiles instead of the 6 needed to destroy a typical target. BIGLY SHOW!!!1

That’s how they’re spinning it. In a normal administration, this would be the correct thing to do. To retaliate against Syria but not start a world war.

I thought it was weird that Trump suddenly gave a shit about dead babies. Sigh, this is plausible.

Which of these fuckers have stock in Raytheon?!

Well, that’s $100 million more for Raytheon, so it’s definitely a win-win!* 

The intelligence community must haaaaaaate this administration with the heat of a trillion suns. These guys have surely endangered (if not gotten killed) more than one American agent working undercover in Russia. If I’ve learned anything about people in the last 4 decades, it’s that you don’t go after one of their own.

OMG why did we ever let Bannon run the USA. He’s such a fucking neonazi wannabe. Every. God. Damn. Thing. he does is right out of Hitler’s playbook. WT everliving F is wrong with this timeline?

I think Google learns you, so if you’re not a “hot nude pics” kinda guy, it’ll depress nude pics results. When I search “Girls”, I get the show or the band.

Grandma?

You must be a Trump supporter, congratulations!

I’m like a smart person

This is super crazy and good.

Yeah, I have a hard time seeing things wrapped up without some kind of “ultimate sacrifice” super-big tragedy.

What is... Paul Rudd doing?

BRB, gotta pop some popcorn.

It would be fun to make Trump aware of this “fact”.

I don’t think Putin is interested in going as far west as that. Right? Right?!