Bannon is book-smart, but I’m beginning to think the only person he really knows how to manipulate is Donald.

I got my bag of off-brand cheese puffs READY.

Thank god for his raging stupidity.

See: tweeted photo of all-men meeting to discuss women’s health. That was not a faux pas; it was right on message.

OT: I luv yr screen name. I’m also bleeding from the c*%! and listening to Slayer’s Reign in Blood. Highly recommended combination.

Eeeew. Wait, how old was he when they got together?

They appear to have a large hidden “belly control panel.”

I also hate it as a language, but it is immensely practical. Node.js is super popular for backend development, and you can also get a handle on front-end, obviously. Plus its syntax is kind of in the middle of a bunch of other languages, so it would be an easy transition to another language.

The thing is, funny is so audience-dependent. What plays well with critics who have been steeped in the latest trends will be incomprehensible to the Vegas crowd, who will in turn cheer more traditional jokes and maybe some they’ve heard before might be favorites, too. Women will laugh louder at jokes made at the…

Yeah usually it is about god and conspiracy theory, so not surprising when crazy race stuff gets thrown into the mix.

Yeah my husband was once going to go off on a lady who was calling me racial slurs and telling me to go back to my country. Then she started digging looking through the garbage, muttering to herself, while toying a shopping cart. I felt very not offended by her after that.

Note: I’m a different person than SocialJusticeWorrier. Confusing, I know.

IKR? Both sides vote against their self-interests, but honestly sometimes I’m schadenfreudeing and all, “well, these policies aren’t going to fuck me over as much as they will you, poor Trump supporter.”

pro-concept of birth as a punishment for having sex

Like, what is this guy’s endgame? WTF are people supposed to do with themselves?

Uh, duh, haven’t you heard? There’s no such thing as misogyny; you’re just being oversensitive.

Haha can you imagine if the female CEO of a company took the opportunity to strip all men’s health coverage out of employee insurance plans except castration

Ooh, can you and all your sane friends can help support anti-gerrymandering efforts? I hear sometimes a vocal minority gets the grease...

FUCK YEAH. Also for rapists. You know these guys always sympathize with the rapists. Let’s go get ’em.

Well, the rich (a.k.a., the Deserving) can pay for it out of pocket, while the rest of us can do our best to survive home birth, and if not, c’est la mort. It’s like a win-win situation for them.