Or how Jesus is likely to be shot by the cops if that ‘Second Coming’ thing actually pans out.

It was pretty solidly stereotypical fantasy, I’m afraid. I’m not very creative..

I’ll drink to that!

The winner: Prince.

What makes this spooky is the Coffey Lane subdivision isn’t some rural section of land - this was a MASSIVE section of Santa Rosa. I lived through the Rim Fire in Tuolumne County and now this, and this one was way scarier because how deep into Santa Rosa it got. This was close to downtown shopping malls and well known…

I read a thread comment here today about the little lies people’s parents told them (that nickolodeon was only available in a Florida and they got PBS at their house; that drinking soda in the morning would kill you). It made me giggle and giggle.

Jane is incorrect that there is nothing you can do about the badmouthing of you to your daughter. Some states codify protections against this specific behavior (there is a term for it in the family law world, which escapes me at the moment) because it is extremely harmful to kids. SPEAK UP. Make sure your attorney…

but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

Required reading:

Ah yes, body like a backroad.

Kelly, this really needs to be a movie in the vein of The Road to Wellville.

Maybe he wanted a future college wrestling scholarship and knew the only way to get it was to compete. In college, he would be allowed to wrestle other men. Plus, it sucks that he would have to give up competing in a sport he loves and is good at simply because the officials are assholes.

Those fucking teachers are in a shit load of trouble.

True story, a friend of mine was seated next to 2 Chainz in first class on a flight about 3 years ago. My friend in aisle, 2C in window. Being an old like me he had never heard of Monsieur Chainz and didn’t hear him clearly when they introduced each other so spent the whole flight calling him Touche. As in, “Touche,…

Not nearly as wonderful as 1984’s Peaches ‘N Cream Barbie:

It needs a nickname, for sure. I predict he ends up being Stan (only in my dreams where a Kardashian grows up to be middle management at an Inland Empire office furniture distributor. I have strange dreams)

So, having children should only be a luxury afforded to the affluent?

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

#blackcoffeematters

Did I wake up in some alternate universe in which presidential candidates WANT people to believe they’ve stabbed someone and hit their mother with a hammer?? I’m losing my mind right?? Are we dead??