ALSO PODRICK PAYNE, YOU GUYS

There was a class?!

DETAILS OBSCURED FOR REASONS!

So twenty years ago, my cousin announces she’s getting married. Ok, cool. She’s having her bridal shower in a German social club somewhere in the mid west two days before the wedding. Ok, cool. I’m her maid of honor, but the groom’s mother has planned this, and I’m a broke college student,…

Demand more money! It’s a tight market for employers and wages have been rising. Losing you and bringing someone new on would be more expensive and risky than giving you a raise. 

I deleted my comment. @Plantonation worded it better.

I wonder if that was their dynamic from the beginning. There’s a Dinner for Five episode in which, despite their respective engagement (to J Lo) and marriage (to Scott Foley) at the time, she gazes at him lovestruck and adoringly throughout even though nothing he says merits it. She even leaps to his defense by…

When all this is said and done, the one who brought the pizza cutter will always be the idiot who brought a pizza cutter to a murder-stab party. 

No Stones, sadly, but somewhat proof photo

One of you recently introduced me to this unparalleled gem which I now feel compelled to share at any mention of Shia LaBoeuf.

I hated it. It disrupted the whole flow and made the show even more cringy than it already is. I’m really curious to know what was behind that decision. 

I’m gonna just take a moment to appreciate how happy I am that Matthew Rhys won.  The Americans never got enough love but it’s up there with Breaking Bad as one of my all time favorites.  Anyway, my head always nearly exploded when I’d remember that Matthew Rhys was a Welsh guy who was pretending to be Russian who was…

Ehhh, he could still get it from me. And I say that as someone who normally lusts after men who are old enough to be my father (see: Tom Petty, Bob Odenkirk).  

The percentage of pop culture stories I stumble across with names I don’t recognize at all has really started to skyrocket since I became a parent. I was never exactly on the cutting edge of pop culture even when I was a teenager, and I got fuddier and duddier as I slipped into my twenties and early thirties, but I…

We had a long talk about how fat wasn’t something you are, but rather just something that everyone has. Some people have more and some people have less. And I tried to talk to her about how she is strong and athletic and how her body does exactly what it’s supposed to.

Hands off of Elvis!

It pains me how much I have to repeat that Best Chris will always be situational. This time around, I will use romance novel situations to illustrate.

If you haven’t tried tube mascara, you need to. I won’t ever go back to regular mascara now. I’m currently using Blinc and it’s amazing - you will never have “racoon” eyes again.

If you haven’t tried tube mascara, you need to. I won’t ever go back to regular mascara now. I’m currently using…

Yeah I know it’s cool to hate everything about them, but I went through something that sounds similar to what she dealt with with Lamar... A deeply broken ex-husband who couldn’t deal once he found some stability, so he went on a cheating, lying rampage to blow it all up. It was fucking horrific and brutal. My first…

Sally Field in Mrs Doubtfire.