As long as they're only burning the "good" cardboard.

Oh I am ALL over this. It looks so great. I'm also a big fan of the clear polish with a sparkly gradient to the tip, I just need to get my grubby mitts on some glitters. I've only just started delving into nail art and I'm having so much fun. This is what I'm currently rocking:

When I was suddenly given a cancer diagnosis, we were stunned. But, I later found out from my mother that he called and told her that she didn't need to worry. He was not ever leaving me and that he would take care of her only child no matter what.

I would always go through the line of a particularly cute grocery clerk. One day, I heard him saying he got off work at 12:30 am. About 12:20, I went through his line with some beer and snacks. He said "What are you doing buying beer at midnight?" and I said "Inviting you over when you get off in 10 minutes." He came…

Oh, and

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

Me too! I am 6 mo. pregnant right now and I have never felt more policed by society. From scrutiny over getting a latte at Starbucks to having a non-alcoholic daiquiri at the beach last week to whether I should be in a hot tub (I was in it for about 2 minutes total). On these issues and many more, I have had…

Years ago, I dated a girl who had a tradition of going to dinner with her parents on Sunday evenings. After a few dates, I was asked to join her for her Sunday dinner out with her parents. We met them at the restaurant, and her father, who had what my wife calls a "punch me face", made a pissy comment about us being 5…

Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.…

Bloody nose and lip pulling up my own bra strap. My hand slipped and I punched myself.

Yeah, I guess it's just — if people were less uptight about sex overall, they wouldn't get all flustered over their kids finding out about sperm. You know? It should all be no big deal. Finding out the proper name for, say, testicles should be just as easy breezy as finding out the proper name for nostrils.

Also — there is so much more to explain now. Like IVF, turkey baster conception, how gay parents manage to have kids, etc. Fact is, you can be a virgin and still have a baby now. The penis can still stay far, far away from you.

I wonder why parents dread it? Sex is nothing to be ashamed of. Birds do it, bees do it, educated fleas do it, etc. If we dread it or are embarrassed about it, then we pass that dread/embarrassment on to our kids, and then the kids are less likely to come to you for advice when they are teens, etc. It's just the body,…

Single mom of a 9 and 10 year old. Divorced when my youngest was not yet 1. It was hell for about 3 years, but their dad and I have developed a better relationship and realize that the kids and their well-being come first. Time helps a lot.

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

So don't frame it that way. "When a man and woman want to have a baby, the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina, etc."

Finally, a story to tell!

Sorry, I would have taken a swing at some stranger dude putting their hands on my pregnant tummy. BIG time.

Groan...I ran into every single one of these when I was on OKC. The one that really cracked me up was the "stuck-up artist". He actually read my profile and then sent me a very long letter explaining to me that everything I'm into is bullshit, I'm a phoney, a poser, not very bright ect...then he asked for my phone…