That is a good start but what I would love is for her to shadow me when I'm answering hospital calls for people who are suspected to have been sexually assaulted. Listen as I discuss with them their options. Should they do a kit? Should they report the kit anonymously? What about preventative meds? Plan B? Sit with me…

As the parent of two year old twins (and a five month old), you eventually get to the point of, "eh, no one's bleeding, they'll survive" and just roll with it.

THIS THIS THIS. Thank you so much Brian Barrett.

Live in sin first! It'll help you avoid divorce. Wait longer to get married! It will help you avoid divorce. Marry someone closer to your age! Smaller age gaps between spouses will help you avoid divorce.

Where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses!

I love toddler language. My daughter is 2.5 and said, "Its FRWAINING! I like dat." And she looks at me after I get dressed and says either, "I LIKE dat" or "No like it" ( Her ability to say 'it' depends on if she likes something or not, apparently. Little fashionista.

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

And he and Emma Thompson are married IRL!! They met while making Sense & Sensibility and are my favorite power couple in the entirety of creation

stop biting those nails, girl *bites own nails and surrounding skin*

I really like Emmy Rossum :)

My mom used to put my hair in rollers and rag curls all the time when I was a kid. She has the patience of a monk.

If you think a 2-year-old is going to sit patiently in a salon chair while her hair gets relaxed, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you.

*duct* tape #corrections

Seriously my first thought! "Dude, your website is built around CHEATING."

"Eating bread while intercoursing" is now on my bucket list.

I don't even care. My personal privacy is nothing compared to protecting a child. Most of my emails are related to career, family and a few kind of personal health related things. But I know I've got nothing criminal to hide, so it really doesn't bother me.

Apparently at the age of 5 someone explained to me about the concept of budgeting, and I interpreted it to mean that you could ONLY buy things that were recurring costs like the rent, the light bill, food. I did not grasp that there might be part of a budget that allowed for one-time or irregularly-occuring expenses,…

Yeah, my own freaking midwife told me to just get an epidural. She had four kids, so I listened to her and had a great old time.

I felt NOTHING. It was glorious, 10/10 would recommend.

Um, what? Since when are they not popular? I love mine.