craigjo
Craigjo
craigjo

#Re2pect

AJ Burnett once gave the “dick sucking” motion (closed fist in front of his mouth while pushing his tongue into his cheek) to my friend after he was heckled repeatedly about how bad he was at baseball.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. Look at these amazing deals! $8 for some dog tags? Sign me up.

These are the two videos at the top of the “trending” section at this moment. Sweet content, Fox Sports. This is what the world has been waiting for — a soccer video and gibberish coming out the mouth of a human douche.

My research indicates Lorde is a male in his 40's from South Park, Colorado.

Brady’s mouthguard flew out?

What in the everloving fuck?

Lindsay Bluth, ardent Billiken supporter since 2003.

Will Pablo continue to emulate Butters and try a do-it-yourself liposuction to score endorsement deals?

New Deadspin feature for 2016: “Who’s Gross Baseball Belly is This?'

Please don’t associate Ted Cruz with Canada. We don’t want him, either.

As a Canadian, I admittedly don’t understand the nuances of the US election procedures and protocols, but I really don’t understand how something so important can be decided by Kathy Bates drawing cards from a deck.

“Heart attack"

He needs Caitlyn Jenner’s laywer ASAP.

He was just being rebellion. Period, point blank.

Ironically, the $152 million still owed on the Edward James Dome is equal to the yearly budget Stan Kroenke allocates to his weird billionaire toupees.

I assumed he’d hang the centaur pictures of himself behind his desk...

When that Sam Smith song wins an award, the credibility of the award show as a whole is immediately gone.

He was just being rebellion.

The fake mustache always fools ‘em...