Now batting #4 Alfredo griffin

(Lawyer Milloy suddenly checks his wallet...)

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

Tony LaRussa is an asshole. Just came here to say that. What’s the article about?

Look at this asshole.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

The Angles

He should, because he fucked this guy.

But Jeter did arrange for one of his patented “morning after” gift bags to be left at his hospital bedside.

Felger will die from a heart attack while having sex in the missionary position.

“We dominate the sky. We dominate the seas. We dominate the land and space.”

The video jibbered on me right when his leg broke. Think I’m ok with that. But goddamn, there goes the season for the C’s.

Here’s your lesson (over-long, it was); stay off Tweeter, Instagram, Facebook and any silly ass social media there is. Leave it to children at slumber parties to text and then giggle. Grow the fuck up. You will not get in trouble if there are no pictures.

Lucy 2: Loose Seal.

The NBA has had to struggle for sixty years... juggling the fact that so much of its talent is black, with the fact that so much of the American fanbase is white supremacist. They’ve tried to avoid being “too black” and keep their TV contracts, etc, so this is pretty much par for the course. Remember, this league…

I wonder what his gift basket budget is for all this?

Jeter going on the offensive is the most logical reaction, as his defense was always shit.

It’s almost like, if you are a douche player, you may just be a douche person.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?