And on top of that, the “dangerous” laptops are still on the fucking plane, so.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Kid whale: Dad where did I come from?

Even if it is the fastest its so ugly

This is Americas best foreign policy act so far.

Kiss a car for a few hours for a free $25000 car? where do I sign up?

I thought a beautiful woman with no teeth was something that every man dreamed of???

I once went on a date with a beautiful woman — everything was great. Good schooling, great figure, great jokes...

I would have complete confidence DD’ing a new 911 Turbo. And given the choice of that or the NSX for about the same cost, the Porsche wins Hans down.

I think it’s because there’s so few bad cars and so many good cars.

I like big cars and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a sedan rolls by with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
‘Cause you notice that trunk was stuffed
Like the 22's she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I want to cruise wit’cha

See ya on the side of the road! Toot toot!

We’ll do it live!

Python is wrong size for serpentine belt.

Why aren’t they devoting resources to volume cars? Because FCA is walking a tightrope trying to keep themselves out of bankruptcy again. They don’t have the resources needed to do all the things they should do. They don’t have the resources to do half the things they need to do. That said, the amount spent on…

Another dimension? Another dimension.

There’s no question that the 996 is better at everything a car does. I’ll bet a Cayenne would also be more usable day to day and more reliable than a 930 - so would a Nissan Rogue. Where are we going with this? I don’t know. Here’s a VW Pickup carting a Porsche Formula Vee:

So in a commercial featuring a magic wish-granting man and a father who trades away his kid’s life what really, truly, breaks the suspension of goddamn disbelief is the transmission availability on a particular model?

And it had a place to store your onion when you removed it from your belt!

Do we know that she didn’t just land there after rear-ending the SUV on her motorcycle?

Learn from my mistake, don’t go with a cordless dremel. The cord is worth the hassle.

Learn from my mistake, don’t go with a cordless dremel. The cord is worth the hassle.