The steering wheel looks like a Chrysler (take that as a negative). The rest of it looks like a twelve year old German car (take that as a big compliment).

I’m waiting for a 3 year lease with 36 months deferred payments.

It’s not nearly as attractive as an Impala with a nose job. That C pillar from an Accord is doing it no favors. What a hideous automobile.

I’d say it’s a 7th gen mule, but then I’d be dreaming that we’d be getting a retro-styled 7th gen meant to mimic the 3rd gen.

Mustangs and Vettel are somewhat similar in that they both like to run into shit.

I do live where they are required for daily life. They are great if you’re regularly hauling farm equipment, though the ever-increasing ride height is extremely annoying when you actually having to load something in there - my god I prefer a ‘90s truck when lifting furniture or ladders and stuff.

Another staid, ossified industry, refusing to change, and long overdue for “disruption”.

From their site, they say solar can recharge 12km every hour.

“Don’t touch that! That’s my lunch!”

Wait... a people-mover with a solid divider between driver and passengers?

Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.

Everyone knows the finest leather comes from Corinth.

“Looks like an Accord with some Game of Thrones badging.”

Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. And there is only one Captain Marvel.

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Loaner, not demo car, the ones they give when people drop off for servicing.

I stand by my take re: Nicholson vs Ledger.

Is there a toy you remember from your childhood that inspires your enthusiasm today? It may be something as small as a hot wheels car, but you feel warm and fuzzy when you think about it, right? Well, marketing exists to play on those feelings to convince you to buy something.

That’s the problem: Harley has to jump Gen X and the Millenials to have a chance at being relevant, and these are the people who will have to buy them...

"Oh, you know, it is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno, Look the fact is the man is out there every freaking night—with fresh material—and it's charming!"