The best advice I can offer for those wanting to roast garlic:

Always double the amount you need.

Not because different varieties of garlic are stronger or weaker in flavor or heat, or because of clove size - but because that shit is just plain delicious. I’m not going to lie, I ate about half a bulb last night while…

Service costs notwithstanding, I present Exhibit A:

Don’t fret, 2016 CTS V Sports with low miles are the same price.

This is basically showing off the culture there to young Chinese. There’s a real “company man” work ethic over there that is sort of scary to a Westerner but is frankly no different than what you see in a lot of East Coast finance and really hard charging Silicon Valley companies. Remember, Google provides all those…

If I called those dildos “brave” for defending their home, I’d be ascribing a human characteristic to an inanimate object - would that be considered pathetic phallusy?

Different kinda hoot. It’s a “shrooms or meth” kinda thing.

I don’t see the issue. Doug was a freelancer for us, he always had his own channel that he featured in his stories on Jalopnik. He’s doing his own thing at Autotrader these days (and you should read it, it’s good) but this way he still gets the YouTube views and you all get to see what he’s up to on here. It’s not…

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

If Japan only, why is steering wheel be on left side???

Or your kids are stealthy, and find markers, sharp items, etc. to fuck your shit up. Starting a family? Biggest overrated thing, ever. If I could undo it, I would.

Man, I love me some RX-7 and I hate to say this, but Mazda needs to get over the rotary. It’s different, it’s revvy as hell, and there have been some pretty amazing things done with it over the years, but its time has past. It’s kind of questionable whether its time was ever even here. It was always something of a…

Mitsubishi should hire that designer though, they fixed the ugly.

This is a sound rebuttal. Thank you.

Power source: Materia and Chocobos.

Hey, flat black can look amazing.

Joey really needs his own show.

This is pretty common practice at most industry trade shows. There’s always a handful of Chinese companies hawking knockoffs and look a likes at their booths.

Uber drivers have absolutely no obligation to the company that “employs” them either. I’m amazed at how up in arms people are about Uber. Their workers are absolutely the definition of independent contractors.

If you ever find yourself in this situation, (you shouldn’t, a car should never be worth risking your life unless the car is going to save your life) and you literally have no other options, please at least put the removed wheel under the brake rotor.

That suede, the way it fits and the stitching reminds me of extremely cheap suede jackets, and the leather shifting boot looks like something from a late 1980s luxury barge. The only thing that doesn’t look cheap in that whole cabin might be the seat belts.