Women will never understand the pain that is having facial hair.

Haha right? I remember being in Model UN and we knew more about the world than this guy... and we couldn’t even drive yet.

Ugh, I really hate to say/request this but... what is with the lack of politics on Jezebel these days? I remember during the 2015/16 election season this place was on fire for Hillary but that energy seems to be completely lacking these days. Is Warren really that bad? I think she’s kinda cool and I like her even…

I mean, whatever. I don’t like Trump. I think he’s juvenile and not adult enough to be president but like, can I really hate on his decision to fire John friggin’ Bolton? I think it was a legit good thing to do.

I used to love her but now I feel like she’s just kind of boring. I’ll take Katy Perry over her and Bey over both.

I guess I am what I eat haha. But yeah the only environmentally respectable diet is really veganism or veganism plus bugs. And even then you have to make sure you’re not dealing with the large pesticide houses or other GMO nonsense.

Solid. I’m not watching a single down of NFL football until they hire Kaep back, Super Bowl caliber QB that’s been blackballed for kneeling for what’s right.

Now that’s what I call irony. Classic. 

I remember when Obama went over to the UK before the Brexit vote and literally told them this would happen. Obama told them that if they voted to leave the EU things would be a mess. Look at them now, a mess. The UK is 100% nutso.

Gross

In all seriousness though what are we doing to win the election in NC tonight? I’ve seen some hashtags on Twitter and a few Facebook group chats about it but as far as I can tell we are doing literally nothing compared to what Trump’s doing with his crazy rally parties or whatever. It feels like we’re giving up. Or…

Meat is one of the biggest contributors to climate change. You should cut down by at least half if not go vegetarian or ideally vegan. A lot of my friends get their protein from insects now which is healthy and green. Crickets are some of the most nutritious bugs out there, even better than most meat. Fish is still…

You laugh but studies actually show that that the economy works better when you prevent white people from crowding out POC spaces.

I think if we’re going to finally solve this problem we’re going to need the help of oil and gas companies. Let’s be honest, they control a lot of economic and therefore political power. And they’re coming around too. BP and Citgo are developing green energies and so is Shell. They’re coming around, but they need to…

I feel like 2015-present has been the most successful period of gaslighting in history. Honestly, kind of enjoyable.

I think Trump’s as petty as the next guy, but that if that hurricane hit Florida as a Cat 6 it would have done some damage to Alabama. Heck guys, Dorian took out parts of Nova Scotia. That was a big storm!

In German, all nouns are capitalized. In right wing English, all specific references are capitalized. Many of those tend to be nouns.

Pence’s tweet reads as sarcasm. No chance Trump puts him on the ticket in 2020. Wonder who it will be.

There aren’t any bots on this webpage. They’re all on Twitter and Facebook. Probably Insta too actually.

Done with the internet for the day. Not gonna go there. Come on, even Splinter News Websource is above celebrating divorce. This is way beyond the pail.