Don’t worry, John Terry will not let this prevent him from getting drunk and waving his dick at mourners.

Based on that clip, no, he is not any good at hockey. He would be one of the worst players on your standard men’s beer league team.

The Dance of Dragons (the Targaryen civil war) is my best bet for a multi-season spin-off/prequel series. How can HBO say no to warrior princes and princesses doing mid-air battle atop their dragons? Plenty of opportunity for T&A as well.

The only drawback is that you’d have to do significant backstory in order to…

It’s the biggest win for this guy since he was a wee lad.

Yeah, because St. Louis would writers NEVER comment on the actions of their most hated rival.

Oh my, that is some phenomenal Kinja.

The PETA warriors are already on the hunt for her name and Twitter handle.

Can someone with legal know-how explain to me the difference between the “forcible rape” and “forced sex” charges?

I admit that my mom and I have a running banter where we refer to one another at the start of a conversation as ‘Mother’ and ‘Son.’ However, this is done very tongue-in-cheek, and the vast majority of interactions are just with ‘Mom.’

What a new experience that must be like compared to every other Jets season.

Relevant:

This is where the Trump narrative goes off the rails. Peter Luger only cooks their steaks rare to medium rare. There’s no way they’d serve Donald the hockey pucks that he likes to eat.

“26 days before our very important election.”

As a Knicks fan, it weird that I was more upset by the improper usage of “least” (should be “fewest”) than I was by the factual error?

I feel like you’re being a little too generous by classifying what athletes do at SB Media Day as “talking.”

Actually, I think there is shit involved.

In Fisher’s defense, this team is all but guaranteed to not go 7-9.

You can’t support Colin Kaepernick’s right to freedom of speech and expression while criticizing Tortorella for the same thing, particularly when he’s serving as the head coach of Team USA. PR and optics really do matter, and like every employer/coach/manager, Torts has the right to demand a code of conduct from the…

Remember when Rudy Giuliani tried to do exactly that in 2001?