How dare you. That’s utterly disgusting. Who the hell would want to fuck Ann Coulter one way, let alone ten?

Hey you’re that Roolenfurder kid aren’t you?

That was Ordonez-esque

This. If the only reasons that the Rio authorities have for seizing passports and pulling people off planes is that there were some inconsistencies in drunken eyewitness accounts, and that the group of said drunken individuals weren’t sufficiently traumatized by their ordeal, then, well....that would fit in very…

Yes, how dare they show actual competition and the performance of the bronze medalist in gymnastics instead of another medal ceremony.

That first fan submission is gold. Bill Parcells was last relevant in 1982, one year after he became a head coach and eight years before he won his second Super Bowl?

How many Mets do you know?

Naya Fowler was about to protest her exclusion, but then she saw her dad on the TV and no longer gives a fuck. http://deadspin.com/dexter-fowlers…

He’d also just hit .238 with three walks in the seven games prior to last night.

That’s hardly unique to New York. Sports writers are generally the most unjustifiably self-important people on the planet.

What kind of Cigar? A Big Brown one?

Thank god you’re here to kick the shit out of that strawman.

Boyle was just voicing the same opinion that 90% of Rangers fans have about Larry Brooks.

“And I’m better at french horn too, Eric.”

Or you could try pretending that that shit doesn’t happen in Philly.

As a Mets fan, that trade was the first time I thought that we might just be alright in a few years.

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Multiple sciences?? What a go-getter.

What farmer keeps pigs as pets?

Come on guys, maybe add a NSFW tag in the headline the next time you include an image of a woman with a dildo inside her?