Is it also her fragile emotional state that led her to ask her attempted rapist for a ride home after the attempted rape?

Read your first sentence again. Deadcast is a podcast. What part of this is surprising?

Vanilla Ice can’t measure up to Bowie’s ankles. He could never taint that song.

Reunited! Rub and tugs all around!

Rock is the second best leadoff hitter of all time. It’s not his fault that his career coincided with the best.

He ain’t traveled since he was 6. http://deadspin.com/38-year-old-wh…

I honestly don’t get it. Not only does a girl who has just come feel so much better when you get around to penetration, but there is no bigger turn on in the world than one who is writhing, moaning, and grabbing the sheets because of what I’m doing to her. I have a two orgasm minimum before I’m willing to start the…

When Duda hit that first inning home run, my first thought was disturbingly of Ilyn Payne. At least it was a quick death.

Third from the bottom guy deserves it for wearing a blue and orange hat.

I remember reading a story years about Cobb and Hornsby (no idea if it’s true or not).

Cobb was taunting Hornsby, telling him that he’s going to get on base and steal second, and tear apart Hornsby’s knees with his spikes as he did it. Sure enough he got on, broke for second, and when Hornsby received the ball he held…

So if Philip Rivers is Marmalard, Tannehill has to be Niedermayer, right?

Holy shit that was good.

To say nothing of David Wright missing almost the whole season until now, Zack Wheeler and Josh Edgin out for the whole year, d’Arnaud missing 2+ months, and Duda and Murph both doing DL stints.

I haven’t watched Baseball Tonight in a while, but given that the bullpen is the weak link of this team, that take sounds about right.

Believe he’s referring to Niese. Still not a #2 though.

Murrica?

Ah, of course. Because it would be unheard of for an actor to take on two jobs at once.

And there’s no possible reason that Kit Harrington could be blowing smoke to keep the suspense alive, right?

This article should probably be five words long: “Use a toilet brush, dipshit.”

Hitchcock won a Best Picture, it just happened once earlier in his career for a movie that most people have never heard of. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt003297…