Gase: “It’s okay, Sam. I see the ghosts, too.”

Obviously Altuve will dominate headlines, but how about the defense from the Astros fielders?! This Michael Brantley double play is just absurd:

and yet here you are in the dirt with the rest of us, you slug

Dunno, that’s a pretty basic one right there. You want to be salty and pissy and not even extend the courtesy of a handshake, then yeah, I’m fine with Sherman’s reaction. Sherman didn’t do the equivalent of throwing a fastball at someone’s head, he just said it motivated him. Nothing to see here.

Are you high? Pitchers celebrate against hitters all the time. Fernando Rodney did his stupid Bow and Arrow bit for years. Dudes fist pump. Guys scream over simple strikeouts. The difference is when they do it and make the hitter feel bad, the hitter doesn’t get to whip his bat at them while they fill their diaper and…

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

You’re goddam right 5'7" is no. 2. Perfect fit for airlines and 98% of automobiles, I can easily reach low shelves and still get to most high shelves unless they’re over the range hood or refrigerator. Quite frankly, I don’t understand why more people aren’t 5'7"

Hey, it worked for Pompey the Great.

I don’t understand what The Matrix has to do with anything.

Fuuuuuuuck you. Seriously, fuck yourself.

Hey bootlicker, Schultz wasn’t the “Chief of Police”. He was Senior Vice President for Finance and Business. The “Chief of Police” reported to Schultz. Just like most police chiefs report to admin official, such as a mayor. No one with their head dislodged from their rectum would think an admin official is the “cops”.

Third down is tricky, as he will need to dump the ball off to Saquon while getting sacked.

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

Listen up, America - this statement:

I’m a Bears fan, I only drafted kickers

Ah, the naiveté of youth. He’s walking alone at this club.

Every 15-year-old boy tries to perfect the fist pump and a girl’s the first to do it. Take that, patriarchy!