Ah, HuMan-san! Not very good with money! Sad!

Spoken by a guy whose cock is 4mm, that’s quite a statement ...

As the great Sour Shoes would say, “Oooooooooooooooo!”

SerpeMania was running wild!

That’s a bogey, or +1 on the scorecard ...

I’m thinking it’s Daluerio. It must be a refreshing break from sucking cock for pocket change outside the bus station.

If anybody knows about tops, it’s wales bro, the world’s foremost authority on being a bottom.

Which they’ll have. Wait until a real life-and-death crisis hits. It’s all been intramural stuff right now. And let’s give the whole “armed rebellion” thing a rest. You really think 285-pound slobs in crumb-laden sweatpants are going to rise up and attempt a coup? As a Special Forces guy once told me, give these…

Pence is no better, but he’s worlds better to them. It would take something egregious for them to carry it out, but impeachment is definitely in the GOP playbook. Their worst fear is Trump running the country into a brick wall and a guy with the platform of Bernie riding that wave of discontent and winning in 2020.…

Not really. It’s just Day 11, and that facade is showing cracks. Remember, Ryan, McConnell and the GOP establishment like Pence a whole lot more than they like Trump. During the campaign, Ryan chose the nuclear option when he freed GOP House members of the obligation to support Trump. What’s the bridge too far that…

Yeah, fuck him.

Ever see the 60 Minutes story on Rodgers? Don’t be so sure he wouldn’t brag about it. He’s a different sort of guy, to be generous.

Has he gotten his normal-sized hands on the Ritz-Carlton footage already? The man works fast, evidently (as you allude to)

I almost pissed myself watching it, but I refuse to play Trump’s game, dammit.

Of course, if the state of Michigan gave a fuck, they’d actually try and fix Flint’s water crisis. And Michigan girls can do their part by taking it in the mouth more. And Samer can continue fucking himself. Problems solved.

Should have crucified that motherfucker right on the field. Fuck him.

How does a mayor exactly declare a national holiday? Try “municipal holiday,” dipshit. Eating those paint chips when you were 7 turned out to be a bad idea, after all.

Silly man. Jordan may not know what an apple tastes like, but don't be fool enough to say he doesn't know how to work a cock. That's his wheelhouse.

Maybe you’re right. Your mom certainly can handle DP. She certainly liked the plunger handle a few weeks back.

Not sure your mom could handle a threesome. Though I've stretched her asshole so badly at this point you could park a firetruck up there and still have room for all the disappointment you've been to her