Ah, HuMan-san! Not very good with money! Sad!

Spoken by a guy whose cock is 4mm, that’s quite a statement ...

As the great Sour Shoes would say, “Oooooooooooooooo!”

SerpeMania was running wild!

Actually, Coach, Frank Serpe signed the vast majority of your checks #justfacts

He was unfamiliar with the layout of the house because the owner had put on an addition unlike any other.

I’m thinking it’s Daluerio. It must be a refreshing break from sucking cock for pocket change outside the bus station.

And less e-sports nonsense

When Ron Wolf told Scot that “football is all about cheers and boos,” he may have misinterpreted the advice.

Ken Starr is a stain upon our democracy.

Which they’ll have. Wait until a real life-and-death crisis hits. It’s all been intramural stuff right now. And let’s give the whole “armed rebellion” thing a rest. You really think 285-pound slobs in crumb-laden sweatpants are going to rise up and attempt a coup? As a Special Forces guy once told me, give these…

I almost pissed myself watching it, but I refuse to play Trump’s game, dammit.

Fuck Peter Karmanos

Can’t they just bronze him at the end of the last Countdown show and have his statue permanently on the set? That way, he can continue to add the same level of pertinent insight as the previous 38 fucking torturous years.

What a fat, sweaty fuck.

Congratulations. You’ve Made America Great Again.

There’s only three iron-clad necessities for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party: hard liquor, hard anal and spirited Yahtzee.

In the end A.J. really did ruin Deadspin, just in a much more roundabout manner.