Thank you. I feel like everything she’s describing is very high-risk just to smoke some fucking weed.

Yeah I was thinking that. Just... wait til you get home? Is it really worth the risk?

I’ve been to Egypt a few times. While there, I downed a few glasses of champagne or beer here or there, but it was just fine without being intoxicated.And actually? There is zero way I would have felt safe perusing for drugs in Cairo and I am hardly some wilting flower of a woman or something.

Weed is the new tongue piercing, which was the old lower back tattoo.

Get two abortions just to really make a point

Thank God It’s Feticide!

I’m normally %100 anti-troll-ungraying. But the responses so far to this idiot have been pretty damn good.

I like IKEA. I don’t find it stressful or temper-fraying. I enjoy building the furniture; I have assembled furniture for my friends, even, because it’s fun. Snobs and haters can go suck on a FINANSIELL.

I have a feminist woodchipper attached to my vagina to mulch anything male that comes out of it.

When you wrote this, were you actually frothing at the mouth or did you clean yourself up before using the library computer?

I love babies.

Gotta “blog entry” about something, Kevin

OH NOES, IT’S BABY KILLER ANNA!! RUN! HIDE! SEW YOUR LEGS CLOSED! SHE’S A-COMIN’ FOR YOUR BLASTOCYSTS!!

I am so threatened I am going to get pregnant and have an abortion as a point of protest.

I am so threatened I am going to get pregnant and have an abortion as a point of protest.

I was going to say, regarding that sign: They forget that it’s a human life once it’s born and the parents need food stamps, housing, medical care for the kid, and school lunches.

I gots a gas can in my locker, you bring the match.

Not an good writer.

Dear Mr. Calvey,