Y’all can snark all you want, but I grew up at the height of piggydom. I loved her. She helped me realize it was ok to be assertive. She was not the stick thin Malibu Barbie I couldn't identify with. She was bold, spoke her mind, and had fabulous style. That's what child me thought of Miss Piggy. I still love her and…

I think the fact that Piggy’s pursuing what *she* wants, as opposed to letting life happen to her and waiting around, is part of the appeal.

Ben Affleck, son. Travolta’s wig game is very weak.

The last 5 pounds? Well that's just fucking adorable.

John Travolta is looking a lot like Jude Law’s character in A.I.

I don’t give two ripe shits how they’re interpreting if they use it to justify the murder of its citizens. I said it before, say it again: if the public sees a CVS on fire and is suddenly totes fine with the state executing its people without recourse, the public is a fistful of douchebags and can go fuck itself with…

The wrong committed by rioters is not even a little bit equivalent to the wrong perpetuated by the state. YOUR STATE is MURDERING Black men, women, and trans folks every — what — 48 hours. A CVS is not a human life, a broken window is not violence, a riot is not the systematic and systemic poverty, blight,…

If burning businesses kills the public’s sympathy for unarmed people of color being MURDERED by the people who are supposed to ‘protect and serve’ then there is something wrong with the public. Fuck the public if that is all it takes to not give a shit about the lives of other humans.

Thank you for telling us the “acceptable” way to fight for our fucking lives.

Severing the spine of a 25 year old man is a criminal act.

If the public sees a CVS on fire and is suddenly totes fine with the state executing its people without recourse, the public is a fistful of douchebags and can go fuck itself with its support.

babe i got a dictionary and i think it’s safe to say we’re still gonna disagree

When the risks and side effects are this dire, and it’s purely aesthetic (as opposed to correcting something like scarring, burns, or birth defects), yes.

SubMENTAL indeed. Please don’t do this to your lovely chins.

Really glad you’re reporting on this, Billy. The silence from virtually every other outlet is absurd. Slave labor, right out in the open, in the 21st Century. Someday they’ll teach this in history books as the example of how depraved our society became.

“That pile of bodies over there? Oh, those are workers taking a group nap. They, uh, huddle together for warmth in these cold desert nights.”