I love the way the retoucher is acting like her shit isn’t the same as 5 billion other videos on YouTube. Just because you know someone who works for Vogue who got you a gig with them doesn’t make you special. Same crap different day. Also if this is taking her 6 hours she’s not a very good retoucher. I know people…

This. Whoever they’re paying for these needs to up their game.

Well in that case, it’s absolutely no surprise you’re not getting the responses you seem to think you’re entitled to.

Most doctors are idiots as stupid as she is. Especially when it comes to vaginas and their attached pieces. It’s not surprising some of them have no clue.

This. I watched one of her bids with an epic D: face and never went back again. Two vaginas and apparently no common sense.

What the fuck is an “upside nose”?

believe their family to be positive role models

Fucken love me some dadbods. Yep. Fucking aye. Nothing quite like a dadbod. Need more dadbods in this world.

I have no idea who this is, but your comment made me think of Bob Ross, so here, have some Bob Ross.

This article also ignores the movement of domesticated and semi-domesticated dogs from Asia into Australia via migrating humans thousands of years ago. This article needs to do its goddamn homework better, C-, see me after class.

They look like bloody dingoes, mate!

So when are you guys just going to bite the bullet and rename Flygirl to “Jezebel: Vice flavoured”. Cos I feel like most of the stuff that’s getting put in this place could easily be shopped to that other site and comfortably fit into their content.

Makes me want to get an abortion, even though I am not pregnant. C’mon mate, don’t tease us.

Destroying the kyriarchy.

I’m not sure what definition of “dissolves” you’re working from, but like most hydrocarbons, petrolatum/paraffin is dissolved in more viscous oils like tee tree oil and eucalyptus oil (the latter is more effective than the former), which are both safe to use on skin for most people without allergies to those things,…

I said nothing about the law.

an acceptable way of voicing dissent

Well, if you have a lipodema it can be helpful and dissolve it, but lipodemas are not regular healthy subcutaneous fat deposits, but are isolated cystic growths (which is why they can be excised to cleanly by a doctor if they need to be) so the chemicals have less chance of infecting otherwise healthy tissue.…

It can also dissolves things like kidney and bile duct stones in the gut. Because you really want to be injecting that kind of stuff into healthy tissue.

Aaaaand just when I think the plastic surgery industry can’t get anymore fucked up. Can’t wait to see the court cases when people’s fat phobia ends up giving them horrendous infections at the injection site resulting in loss of flesh and scarring. Gonna make for some great Google image search results.