There is nothing about this lady that is comical.

You don’t fuck with benzos, man.

“Her 1926 play Sex ran afoul of the “Society for the Suppression of Vice,” and she was arrested, convicted of a performance that “tended to corrupt the morals of youth and others,” and had to do eight days in the slammer, which only burnished her reputation.”

You have to get your ass over your shoulders. That’s the secret! This means you have to know how to fall out of it when you get your ass too far over your shoulders. Try doing it against a wall; as long as you keep your elbows straight and your head tucked, the worst case scenario is you leaning against the wall.

Fiji getting the gold in Rugby is probably my favorite moment of these games.

Divorce attorney here!

You are mistaken. He has the best sentences. Believe him!

Ms. Clinton suffers from a congenital birth defect. As someone who was also born with this, which is so often stigmatized and swept under the rug, I think it’s time people start talking about it to draw back the curtain and draw attention to it. Let’s talk about it, people! It’s not disgusting! It’s not shameful! It…

I’ll be happy when this election is over and we can go back to... oh shit, that’s right. They’ll be pulling the same shit they did on Obama for 8 more years. UGH.

He’s gone off the Depp end.

Trump is one of those gross transparent cave crickets rolled in cheeto dust.

Yep. Had a roommate do this to me. He was even nice enough to leave a note on the door telling me and our other roommate to not come home tonight. Fortunately, the ONLY window in the apartment that was opened was the one to his bedroom. So, I crawled in through the window, spent a minute critiquing his performance…

Case in point—-this is very similar to what happened where I live in 2010. Where is that? NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE. Not coastal. Not prone to flooding. And yet . . .

Related to the related: just this morning, actually had a conversation with an office mate this morning where she bemoaned the state of young (under 50) handymen/general contractors, saying they’re useless. As a particularly useless Gen-Xer, I was inclined to agree.

According to the study, women’s grip and pinch strength has remained relatively the same over the past 30 years and now, in 2016, our hand strength is about on par with our millennial male counterparts.

LOL.

I think he sees losing as far more lucrative than winning. He knows he can’t actually do the job of being president, but figures that he can profit off of the resentment he’s building, as long as he screams about media bias and rigged elections loud and long enough.

That’s a pretty good one, too. There’s something about the Southern accent that really nails the contempt/condescension tone.

I could eat a donut off a peen. Frankly I’d be more interest in the donut than the peen.