Speaking as a true believer who drove all the way from Rhode Island in 1999 to perform on solo synth:

This is the way the world ends

I’m 90% sure this guy (at minimum) would still be a wife/girlfriend/hookup beater even if he wasn’t famous.

Re-title this “Jezebel Loves Gene” for all the 1980s cool kid points.

Back in the 70's, my friend and I saw him in San Francisco at an advance screening of The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother. My friend was a HUGE fan of his. After the movie, he was standing among the crowd in front of the theater. My friend was too nervous to approach him, so I tapped him on his shoulder…

Because I was unfamiliar with the term “complications of Alzheimer’s” and since I always assumed that it left the body intact, I made the mistake of Googling.

His best work was playing off of Richard Pryor. They both brought deep nuance to their comedic characters, be it anger, fragility, or just fucking insanity.

It’s actually kind of presumptuous to think you need sun and water to support life...

Or it was the perfect crime—until I got caught. (Kidding.)

Get out your shame bell...I gave him a ride home. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They probably passed the “undefined” stage a while ago before the secret dating became obvious. This appears to be the serious stage.

Who dabs at compliments?

It’s hard to tell, because Drake is always the most, and always looks starry-eyed at pretty much everyone - like, he looks at someone giving him a coffee in starbucks the way other men would look at their bride/groom on their wedding day. He’s so over the top with everything - like the billboard would be a sign with…

I have met couples who were super amazingly attractive with kids who were kind of weird looking. I guess it’s nature’s way of providing balance.

Seriously? If you like to travel, and love to drive, truck driving is a great career! It takes skills and confidence, and pays much better than flipping burgers. Plus there’s no dress code, no office cubicles or politics, and nobody watching your every move while you work! I loved it- I made more money and had more…

I learned contouring at the John Robert Powers Modeling School in ‘78-79.

But really, it’s way too much work to keep up on the regular.

Most people don’t realize that she’s actually a baby spy, codename Grand Aryan, sent in by white supremacists to infiltrate the music industry and work her way toward the Illuminati.

I cannot get over how incredibly gorgeous she is. To be that pretty with makeup means you have a good makeup person. To be that pretty without means you’ve been blessed. Semi-related, I pray that there will never be a day where I’m on an HD camera, even with makeup, let alone without.

I’m not particularly attractive, but I “get away with” not wearing makeup by not giving a flying fuck.