Simone Biles, First of Her Name, Queen of the Balance Beams and the Floor Mats, Breaker of Records, Mother of Tumbles.

For some reason I though Simone was 16 this whole time. Do you think she’ll come back next time around?

Speaking of Daenerys Targaryen, “I’m the first Simone Biles” is straight out of a GoT episode. Slay all day, Simone.

The way men are praised to the skies for doing absolutely anything with their children’s, too. OMG you drove your 5-year-old to kindergarten once? DAD OF THE YEAR! Your wife is such a lucky woman! While the woman who does it every other time gets no credit whatsoever, and is much more likely to be criticized for doing…

Consent is ongoing and you obviously have no idea what goes through the mind of a sexual assault victim.

These are a lot of words just to say “the day’s light is blinding when you come from under a bridge”.

Does Satan pay you by the word?

Ah, the largely unsubstantiated, but widely attributed to, “regret sex” rape accusation. Riiiiiiiiiight.

You are a survivor while those you describe will always be the flotsam of the Earth.

I know everyone is disagreeing with you, and maybe it is because you put it a bit bluntly, but I think this is a blurry issue too (if you just follow the media-broadcasted view - and I’m talking from both sides). I am a woman, and I have had drunk sex with people who I probably wouldn’t have had sober sex with. It…

No, I think he just says whatever occurs to him, and since he’s a racist pile of garbage it appeals to his supporters. But here’s where I think a lot of those people are coming from: (1) things are bad for me; (2) government policies made it that way; (3) we need an outsider; (4) Trump is *definitely* an outsider, as…

YAAAAAASSSSSSS. I am too young to remember Benatar in the midst of her fame and big hits, but GODDAMN if I don’t love her greatest hits album now. I saw her live a few years ago and she rocked my fucking socks off.

I love all these girls so much, but man does Laurie H. have the cutest, most expressive face.

Being a citizen by accident of birth, I thought it was just while saying the pledge of allegiance.

I became a citizen as an old person, so I never learned the rules at school or wherever this is taught. When do you put your hand over your heart?

Posted because... where else?

No joke, the Final Five are the most insanely talented team of gymnasts we have ever had, including the 2012 Fierce Five and the Magnificent Seven. Every single one of those ladies is just ridiculously good and if the 2-per-country rule were not in place, we could probably take all thee medal spots in the individual…

Don't give Stephen Schwarzman any ideas.

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