Agreed. I feel like our upcoming presidential election has jumped the shark and become a reality show competition - one in which the general populus is going to vote for the “idiot” because ha ha.

I hear land in Mexico is really cheap...

Heyo- spoiler alert warning please!! :)

Yikes. How traumatic & horrific. I’m sorry you had to witness that and don’t beat yourself up for not being able to help.

Oh that was painful. Poor Alex. Assuming she is feeling a little like I did when I was a new mom, she’s struggling with that lost sense-of-self. To be rejected by the judges didn’t do anything to boost her self-esteem.

As heard from my coworker yesterday, “Hope is the carrier of disappointment.”

I would wear every piece.

If only you could finance birth control. I don’t think that’s an option though.

I live in the area and the hospital she was transferred to is a Catholic organization (if I understand correctly). So aside from the other answers you have, obviously abortion is against the Catholic doctrine.

In all fairness, the fact that he’s rich probably saves the world from another crazy mass shooter.

...AAAAND I can’t believe I just defended a greasy-looking, whiny fart stain.

Just my luck as Millihelen started following me on 11/12/15. Back to the greys with me. Sigh.

When we were younger, my friend dated a considerably older Brit guy. She was already sensitive to the age difference when one night they had a huge argument because he wanted to wear a shirt that said “Geezer” on it - which has a different meaning in America.

While at it, Facebook needs remove the So&So is “Going to”/”Interested in” events in newsfeeds because my parents among others take that for face value and it’s fucking it up for me when I ask them to babysit my kid.

I just had a conversation with a buddy this week who mentioned that John Williams’s “Duel of Fate” from Star Wars, ripped off Dvorak’s “Symphony No. 9, 4th movement.” Crazy!

My guess is high end call girl.

Thank you for your honest opinion. I turn 40 in 2 months, recently dumped, and panicked by the fact that I’m going to be FOREVER ALONE, I was considering botox as one of those ‘epic’ things that mid-lifers should do. But fuck it, when I’m crying into my massive birthday cake in between bites, at least my mascara will…

Your post really pissed me off. People cannot help the skin they are born with. I guess you have some deep-seeded issues with your own vanity. I hope that one day you will rise above this vapid attitude and while you’re at it, maybe further your education or at least go get a dictionary, because you don’t burn someone…

Age 12, I had a crush on a 16 year-old boy who asked me if I was into oral sex. Trying to be ‘cool’ I said, “Oh yes, I talk about sex all the time!”

May I present to you costume fail (Mistress Clean~2003) & costume win (Tan Mom~2012)

awww, shucks.

King-Schultz must not be feeling hella-good today

Considering how many times I’ve wished I owned a gorilla suit, I would buy my kid a banana costume as a perfect accompaniment.