I just quit cold turkey about 2 weeks ago after smoking daily for years. Insomnia, anxiety, moodiness, night sweats, and lack of appetite. That last one is great though because I’ve already lost about 8lbs.

Aww, poor kid.
In a related note, last night after returning from dining out, I asked my 4 year-old to feed “Fish” our beloved 2.5 year old goldfish who has managed to survive in a simple bowl for all these years.

I thought Joaquin Phoenix’s birth name was Leaf.

I have a few moles on my face that I used to be extremely self-conscious of during my youth. My parents took me to see a dermatologist and a plastic surgeon, and both advised against having them removed. The reasoning was that the scar would be more noticeable. This was around the same time Cindy Crawford was becoming…

Oh, I’m such an idiot! My memory is that of a goldfish and I wasn’t thinking of the original G-ratings. Okay here’s a palate cleanser:

Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A Stick!

No eyes, no legs, no genitals - still no fucking ideer. :)

Thank you! I love a good G-rated joke!


Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No ideer.

All of a sudden “Taco Tuesdays” have taken on a new meaning.

Aside from the fuckery, I’d love to have her in my circle of girlfriends for her accent alone.

Um, *laughs nervously*...I went to the American Sign Museum for the kitsch and stayed for the owner/curator’s impromptu history lesson.

Listened to “Gahdamn”.
First impression: Meh - repetitive choruses are so done.
Second impression: Wait, let’s re-listen for context...
Third impression: “Gat damn I’m the muthafuckin’ shit!” is my new ‘boss lady’ mantra.

He’s 20. The reporter says his age at the 0:44 mark.

Massive Attack is my go-to sexytime music.

It’s a weighted metal doohickey that you place directly on bacon as it’s cooking to keep it from curling up in the frying pan. My guess for its use is so you can have nice flat, evenly cooked bacon for BLTs. I’ve found that cooking bacon in the oven does the same thing.

I wonder how hard it would be to make one of these from either craft store or thrift store doll parts?

What? Western Union telegram fighting is the only way to go!

I wish I could say it was a joke, but I think it’s one of the arguments that anti-choicers use to curb research funding. I did a term paper on stem-cell research nearly 20 years ago (when they called it fetal tissue research) - and that was one of the arguments. I assume that it hasn’t changed.

I agree with you. I think one of the arguments against using fetal tissue for research, is that women will use their bodies as” stem cell farms” and attempt to profit from abortions.

My experience with Adderall withdrawals has been a day or two of depression and lethargy, but then it’s gone. I replied above to another post, but I’ve witnessed my ex go into severe Xanax withdrawals and it’s scary.

Check into an herbal supplement L-Theanine (basically the amino acid found in green tea) for anxiety…