I, for one, am relieved that the masses are free to propagate a meme of corporate mass media that takes an element of hip-hop culture and sanitizes it for douchebros to latch onto, for if this fiat of tyranny were allowed to continue unchecked, I might feel the need to bellow:

hey chris

Guillotines.

I’ve done Magicians recaps for every episode of season 3, for those interested.

This one weird trick redistributes the wealth of your country.

Sounds like CNN has a real mess on its hands.

And they’re right.

“The sheer, simple idiocy of the public is taken for granted.”

Nobody is beating Dr. Narwahls Mating.

Delicious Peters and Miracle Crimes were both seeded way, WAY too low.

I didn’t star your comment. You’re welcome

Just Don’t Do It

Jennifer Connelly.

Damn, a whole comment that’s dumb as hell!

yes, you did very well at understanding what you just (possibly) read, thank you for stopping by

If I’m not allowed to come to the GMG offices later today and personally make fun of Drew Magary for his Chopped appearance, I will be filing a complaint at the Hague for violation of my human rights!

Hail to the king, baby.

Oscar Pistorius has thus far been unavailable for comment.

This is a no-fun zone. Anything good or funny must be picked apart with a fine toothed comb to analyze any possible element of offensiveness.

to THAT CLIP OF ROBERT DOWNEY JR. IN BLACKFACE FROMTROPIC THUNDER (are we just going to ignore that?)