There’s only one headline I want to read that includes the words “Donald Trump” and “funeral.”

HER?

Trick question! There are no women in heaven.

Nice.....

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Hey guys, I just started a Guillotine company. We go public next week.

As I’m sure many have pointed out, the Colts of all organizations must understand what its like to promise your fan base one thing but end up in a different city because the money was better.

Yeah, they Britta’d the hell out of that ad.

You people make me sick

Adding this to the list of why I wasn’t going to see this (or the first one) anyway:

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

Remarkably stupid comment, thank you.

My guess is pleasuring Salladhor Saan.

Sorry to repeat myself but....

1. Cut all the brownies and place them on a plate.

Wouldn’t it be super ironic if Calipari were employed at a publicly funded and operated institution?

Sorry I feel nothing for him and his whore of a mother. She pushed that birther shit and guess what? The GOP showed no mercy on Malia and Sasha. No more going high when they go low, go lower. Enough is enough.

Ruby Rose is no Adrienne Palicki

Of course they didn’t let Ruby Rose die.

Automatically marked down a letter grade for not going with John Wi3k.