First off, I feel compelled to point out that Defector, the site created by former Deadspin writers, is now officially alive and pumping out solid content that doesn’t just stick to sports.

I, for one, am very pissed off about the above video.    WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE KEEP GIVING JOSH GAD WORK!!!

I think AV Club legend ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER has this dead to rights:

The family that runs trains together, has to explain together. Or something like that

Its too bad the bengals lost to the steelers. I wanted the steelers to win nothing this year. I’d dance a bit if Ben Rothlesberger never took another snap again in his life, unless it was a line drive straight into his unprotected crotch with a steel bowling ball. I say this as a person who grew up in south-western…

Sometimes I wish I had what it takes to go out in public looking like a villain from Batman: The Animated Series

haha, you’re crazy, that was awesome.

Lol what the fuck is happening

Please stop.

Which popular Modern Family characters have died in the past year?

It’s time for that game show again, “Guess What She Smells Like!” I’ll go first. I’m guessing Valerie Scogin smells like:

If you are truly a Harry Potter fan and can’t get tickets, you are actually a Harry Potter fan, also the word your looking for isn’t can it is wont.

In other words, we should rewatch the Drunk History segment instead - the one with Adolf Eichmann played by “Weird Al” Yankovic.

Oh, look, a Tax Foundation graphic! “Protecting the wealthy with context-free misinformation since 1937!”

Only the Orioles could figure out a way to make me upset that one of the guys on my OWN FUCKING TEAM is hitting home runs. Dan Duquette and Peter Angelos can both eat shit.

Go fuck yourself.