If you got them from Onion John, you’re safe.

That’s the power of the walrus mustache!

Topless? That’s a freaking lot of hairy Republican man-boobs to deal with.

That sounds like the story of all the parents who brought their kids to see Gilbert Gottfried’s act because they loved him as Iago in Aladdin.

Paul Williams is a god! It freaked me out when I saw it and adult voices (mainly his) came out of the kids’ mouths when they started singing. The fact that they used the demos Williams made while on tour becuase they didn’t have enough time to get them re-recorded makes them kick even more ass.

God damn I love that movie.

I have both of those issues in storage in my parents’ basement.

I’m so glad that they made sure to have someone ask why there are right people in the Seven Soldiers of Victory.

I think the staff also knew that Courtney needed to learn the lesson that her thinking she was Starman’s daughter wasn’t what made her worthy.

And the threat from Pat that he was lucky that he was busy was just plain awesome.

Will Smith has often told the story that during the hug at the end of the scene, James Avery whispered into his ear that he truly became an actor in that moment.

Lucky bastard.

Thank you! It was driving me crazy what I recognized him from. Time for another Enlisted rewatch.

Mike wielding Thunderbolt is both the most interesting and scariest direction the show could go in!

Woah, shout out! Is it sad that this will make my week?

Well he couldn’t come right out and say that but you know that was the subtext for Icicle wanting Mike killed.

Yeah, we’ve use that one a lot too.

Did I ever tell you about the time I had lunch with Charles Manson? He looked up at me and asked, “Is it hot in here or am I crazy?”

Like they did in the early seasons of M*A*S*H

It’s the cognitive dissonance loop that is going on with the news media.