VOTE VOTE VOTE. That’s the MOST IMPORTANT thing you can do.

I’ll go one step further and say the same thing about Comic Con.  Even the NYC one is absolutely unbearable.  

In an alternate timeline I want to believe this is for fashion control and the principal is just really sassy and is looking at dresses and saying things like “Uh, NO, just because your personality is completely synthetic doesn’t mean your dress has to be. MAKE IT WORK PEOPLE!”

Boomers can all go fuck themselves. They elected Trump, deny global warming/climate change, and think social programs are only for them.

I think a large part of this is the actors who play Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, etc really made them their own. It’s harder to lampoon something when it’s played so uniquely.and they bring some actual human traits to the character. And Marvel sometimes even lampoons its own characters - Loki making fun of Cap in…

Manspreading is a made up issue that’s not really a big problem - people are gonna be assholes on the subway/transit regardless of whether they’re male or female.

Sometimes I wonder if the Democrats are truly the Sith, because we absolutely love to eat our own.

I’d do a lot of silly things for money in the short-term. For me, what I love is the delusion they all have that this is going to be a good long-term investment in their “career.” These are people who will be legally bankrupt in about 10 years, but right now they think they’re on the gravy train to eternal financial…

It beat Sopranos, and absolutely TROUNCED The Wire. The Wire had at most 4 million viewers an episode, wheras GoT (and Sopranos) were in double digits consistently. https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/is-game-of-thrones-the-most-watched-show-in-hbos-history.html/

I’m having a black tie/formal wedding and you wouldn’t believe how many people asked what that meant, like even dudes.  What?

Weddings are about whatever the bride and groom want.  Literally, whatever they want.  You can choose to go or not go, or even leave halfway through if it’s “literally” one of the worst moments of your life.

This song is going to be the literal title of a RomCom and it will be the song at the beginning, middle, and end.

KISS should be about #289 on this list.  They’re rock music for people that likely don’t tip well and think that “this whole MeToo thing has gone too far.  I’m just saying that...”

Yo for real, this needs to be asked.

We are not an authoritarian state. We have major issues with xenophobia, racism, and classist inequality, but I can walk down the street right now with a shirt that says “fuck the US government and the president and vanilla ice cream” and I can’t be arrested for it. If you go to China and wear a Winnie the Pooh shirt,…

No one will do that because internet keyboard warriors love to talk a big game but still need that sweet sweet XP.

Are Gonzaga’s best players Few Good Men?

Is Harper great? 34 HR and 100+ RBI last 2 years, but lots of strikeouts and a middling BA. His WAR isn’t setting the world on fire either. Regardless of his salary, is Harper great?

The point you’re trying to make is invalidated by the point you’re trying to make.

One time a person asked if I would switch with her BF so they could be together. She was the middle seat in an exit row, I was aisle. Her BF was a middle seat in a non-exit row. I looked at her and had to hold back my eye rolling, and just said “No, sorry.” It didn’t even warrant an overly polite response because it…