Bring back NFl Blitz.

Touché, but even in ‘Murica we still will have our savant petit brunette fiancé review our entrepreneurial resume for faux pas lest we filled it with cliches. When finished reviewing bid bon voyage as we take a chauffeur to the cinema from our cul-de-sac McMansion sans worries to order ala carte popcorn and watch a…

Shout out to all the fat bitches on Tinder ranting about body positivity while not swiping on any men under 6'3"!

What are you talking about? None of the networks were anywhere near the top of the list for wins. CBS, which hosted the show, received 0 Emmys.

Maybe just me but this video feels like more of a success in the fight against racism than Biden winning the election.

By the quart!

Normal view!

Oh look, an article where we all get to read comments from lots of people who think they’re lawyers.

“Hubby” makes me think of The Onion’s Jean Teasdale. Which kind of fits, I guess, given “Hubby” was pretty awful in her columns.

Beer is disgusting? Please cite your sources

My biggest mystery was how the creatures’ appearance apparently eliminated the effectiveness of all contraceptives on the planet.

Millions people also believe in God, so.

Thank you. I’m well aware of the difference between apart and a part. It was a typo from my giant man fingers while typing in line at a grocery store. Do you know the difference between “insufferable, pedantic twat“ and “Painfully anal bore”?

It was a typo. You’re pinching your tits too tightly. Let go and take a moment. It will all be okay.

With Luke we saw him grow from farm hand to fighter pilot commander to Jedi Knight.

Am I the only one thinking... meh?

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

I would say the only rule of wedding planning should be: the bride and groom get to do what they want, however they want, and you are not obligated to attend/stay.

My friend, let me introduce you to prototype pilot Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer