Citizensnizzips
cr007j
12/7/19
10:12 PM
80

Thank you. I’m well aware of the difference between apart and a part. It was a typo from my giant man fingers while typing in line at a grocery store. Do you know the difference between “insufferable, pedantic twat“ and “Painfully anal bore”?

12/7/19
10:06 PM
61

It was a typo. You’re pinching your tits too tightly. Let go and take a moment. It will all be okay.

10/25/19
9:14 AM
75

I would say the only rule of wedding planning should be: the bride and groom get to do what they want, however they want, and you are not obligated to attend/stay.

10/15/19
2:41 PM
2

My friend, let me introduce you to prototype pilot Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

8/14/19
10:42 AM
125

Worst strike three call of all time? No chance. This was a random call in the middle of an August regular season game. Eric Gregg kept it up for an entire NLCS Game 7.

7/23/19
11:17 AM
201

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

6/20/19
9:37 AM
10

Yet another example of how the internet of things is idiotic. If you truly want a “smart” home you have to do it from the ground up, you can’t jerry-rig everything. 

6/16/19
5:18 PM
42

The St. Louis Cardinals called, and out of appreciation for your continued support and advocacy of “The Right Way” to play sports ball, would like to offer you an (unpaid) opportunity to help teach others the error or their ways. Read more

6/7/19
9:59 PM
6

Solace Vapor does not condone the use of our products by anyone who previously was not a tobacco and or cigarette user.” Read more

5/9/19
12:36 AM
221

“Whomsoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” This is what Odin says when he casts Thor out in the original film, so it holds that if you have the hammer you have Thor’s powers, including lightning magic.