Cool, thanks Costas.

It may not be all Alabamians, but honestly, just give up on your state.  The entire South is compromised and never going to get any better, despite all the clamor of growing blue dots.

And yet I guarantee you that half the commenters here would swear by some sort of essential oils thing, or how dairy is going to murder you (even if you’re not allergic), or how acupuncture can cure a bulging disk, or how copper necklaces/bracelets help with arthritis.

Spicy!

Honestly, I feel like a UFC shirt is just as telegraphic as a MAGA hat.

I’m a white male, we need less of me.

Nipples!

Vaping is worse for people than they think but drug testing is a waste of money.  

Was it dumber after she scored two of the three goals?

It’s so true. The amount of fat marathoners out there astounds me. You don’t need to look like the Kenyans but when you’re training to run 26 miles, having an extra 30-40 lbs of fat makes me think they get home and absolutely gorge themselves.

Trust me, I know - coveting oatmeal for its relative denseness, realizing how baby carrots was a great way to ward off bad munchies, lamenting how delicious but unfulfilling those Cool Ranch Doritos were....

Well yeah, it’s called Chernobyl, not “Stories from Chernobyl.” It was a macro-focused show.

This is some pretty weak haterade right here. Like the La Croix of haterade.

Yeah you can quote this bullshit all day and for the rest of your life if you want. Calorie restriction is the only proven method, time and time again. You can’t lose weight on 3000 calories of lean protein, complex carbs and olive oil if you’re a sedentary person. Never, ever, ever.

It’s all calories.  People are fatter because we eat more, not because of what we eat.

You’re right in theory, but at some point you’ve got to draw some macro boundaries.

That would be Baby Boomers at the youngest, who did not have the weight problems at younger ages that generations now have.

Man, honestly, at this point?  I dunno.  I feel like Trapp, Ream, and fucking Gonzalez would get roasted by halfway decent tactics from a 14 year old private school squad at this point.  

Okay so can we finally fire The Notebook out into the sun now?

Sowwy about your Bwuins.