You know what else is hard? Movies. But it’s totally fine to completely lambaste the bad ones.

It’s telling you where to put that extra pepperoni (WINK nudge).

Seriously that tweet? According to the network TV I watch, he’s supposed to have a much more flamboyant tweet.

Women can be bad at sex too. Like really bad. Women in their 20’s, 30’s, even 40’s. It’s a ridiculous notion that it’s only women annoyed with the thought of lackluster partners. But since the patriarchy teaches us men that ANY sex is an “awesome” conquest, we convince ourselves that any sex is automatically is great.…

You’re the Sith version of neckbeards

George Lucas wrote the prequels. The guy who wrote Empire and Jedi (Lawrence Kasdan) is one of the writers for Episode 7. That alone is enough to give me...dare I say it....a New Hope for Star Wars?

He totally Geths it

Of course I’ve seen Colonel Angus. It’s brilliant.

Rumor is he’s off to make movies with exposition that would make Christopher Nolan blush

Money and fame helps. It helps quite a bit.

Just because someone else did it doesn’t make it ok.

I’m starting to wonder if she’s actually not funny, but has great show writers.

I don’t like the Hilary witch hunt but does no one here think it’s kind of a big deal that the freaking Secretary of State was doing this?

All I know is, at 5’10”, I’m only about 5% of women’s type here in NYC.

The dead giveaway is skinny jeans. Any dude with skinny jeans is gonna suck at chopping wood or carrying you to bed, because all the power is in the legs.

Wow, that’s a really unique type of guy to be attracted to.

THANK YOU THANK YOU.

But...what AM I supposed to do if you don’t say ANYTHING? Look, I get that you shouldn’t hand me a 200 page manual to your body, then spend 2 hours going over a powerpoint presentation. And any guy who’s not trying to get girls off is just stupid.

Is this even controversial given the fact this is a country that is basically cartoon levels of evil?

Faaaaaaake fake fake fake fake.