Get a Wii bro.

Ugh you beat me to it. I still call it “lather thingy.”

Please go fuck yourself. You’re the worst. It is much harder still to come out as gay than Christian.

Because of fucking Jim Leyritz in 1996. Goddamit Wohlers, throw the fastball, that’s the only pitch you have anyway!!!!

Eh, that’s kinda bullshit.

The people who say that are the ones who want to cheat, because the minute you’re cheated ON, you’re going to be pretty pissed.

Forget “morality” - what about respect? If you cheat on a partner and it’s clearly not “ok” based on the context of the relationship, that’s just downright disrespectful to that person. I don’t care what time period or social construct you live in - if you agreed to something and someone else breaks it without any…

This argument again?

Oh man, dude, I was so you when I was in college.

Are you one of those people that also thinks dunking in basketball ruins the purity of the game?

Ugh, Lovato’s the worst - she’s now having to pull the ol’ “Hey check me out I’m lezzzing out with hot gurrrrlllsss” routine as well. BOOORRRRINNNGGG.

Great for you, gluten is awesome for me.

The ironic thing about poly relationships is they often come with MORE rules. Because you’re hooking up with other people, you have to lay a lot more groundwork about what’s ok and what’s not.

#feminism is hilarious

Caitlyn or Bruce, you’re a Kardashian first.

Being really good at something doesn’t necessarily make you smart

Oh wow a dystopian future with no emotions. Never seen that before except The Giver, Equilibrium, 1984, etc.

TIL Bayless is a Deadspin commenter

I really miss joysticks. Finally getting the Microsoft Sidewinder was a monumental moment in my life. Kids today don’t even realize how sweet a good joystick was.

I take it you’re a big fan of Harrison NJ