I think you misunderstood Trump. An “elite” is anyone who reads fucking nerd-ass books and talks about things in regards to nuance. If you’re a billionaire, who thinks the key to defeating ISIS is whipping out your schlonger and dipping bullets in pig’s blood, you’re not an “elite” your a common man American fucking…

That’s a cool tank.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

Now you guys know who to contact to get hands on another HOF ballot so we can vote again!

I assume that he got the idea for abstaining from all of the coffee and fast food stains on his untucked shirt as he perused the racing form instead of doing his job.

Steelers frantically taking notes on how to score 7 points.

Are you guys serious with these autoplaying video ads? Fuck that shit.

But it left her computer monitor a goddamn mess.

She didn’t need a lot of words. The ones she stole were great. Fantastic. Only the best words.

As it was in the beginning

Normally, I’d say that’s a waste of a TV. But this guy will probably just mount it on his wall.

I mean, how can a Cowboys fan be surprised by a post-season loss?

I hate when these people start rioting and destroying their own neighborhoods...

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

legal privilege in America is proportional to your income and/or inheritance.

I’m shocked that Bill O’Reilly’s wife felt the need to look outside her marriage for satisfaction...

You ever see Aaron Brooks play?

Are we kinja fighting now?

Jeah!! +1

Do you even rivalry, bro?