The public sniping in the Kahn/Lehmann case was was of superior quality though. Lehmann saying he didn't have enough in common with Kahn to be best friends because he didn't cheat on his wife like Oli was fucking excellent.

“If those poors don’t have a staff of engineers they could prob use some fucking bootstraps.”

Ding ding ding.

This cunt possesses little to no feck.

If you think Tessa Thompson was tolerated as Valkyrie, you obviously never looked in the comments of any Thor Ragnarok post involving her at all. It was awful.

My understanding is that Tip was upset that a big chunk of the doc was spent on his differences with Phife. For what it’s worth I don’t think enough time was spent on it, because it still comes off as vague to me in watching it.

I have no idea what the fuck a Jon Podhoretz or a Schnippers is.

A Canadian basketball fan, presumably.

I feel like the “Deadspin Snow Idiots” tag narrowcasts a bit too much, whereas “Deadspin Idiots” could conceivably become a pretty big hub.

snatching my Pharoahe Monch out of the disc drive

Your manager claimed a treble with the Community Shield and Carabao Cup.

Valid points, but Messi wouldn’t get the knocks against him because he would also get those 2 or 3 or 4 goals against Madrid and against every big club he would play in Europe, and Barcelona was generating serious chat about being the best club side of all time for their play and success.

He got jeered by the crowd for taking a penalty for his fourth goal instead of letting Cavani...

Meanwhile, the above picture explains inbreeding problem.

Does he not, or will he not?

This is the pinnacle of both art and science.

Great article. As someone who was only ever on the periphery of skating in the time when Eric Kosten and some of those dudes were blowing up, I still remember my man putting Second Hand Smoke in the VHS.

I was just thinking it’d be for riding with this dude.

but I will admit that if one of my friends said this to me...

There are so many good and topical jokes that can and have been made in these comments, but you need more stars for taking the petty route.