I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

WOW! Four whole dollars for my mint in box NES Metroid, I know where I’m going tomorrow.

+1 tear rolling down a cheek.

I know what you’re thinking, but he’s probably resistant to smallpox.

He looks like he just saw someone litter.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

Indeed. He willingly pokes fun at himself. He also did a TV show where he tells a guy he’ll run a beer over to another dude, and the guy says, nah, I’ll pass it. Funny stuff.

Marshawn Lynch is a good dude. He is very humane. What troubles me is that everyone is so surprised and tickled by that fact. Do we really live in a world where showing some common decency is something that is so rare? Anyone who is “blown away” by how nice Marshawn is must be a fucking douchebag in real life. ‘WOWZ,…

How is that a counterpoint? That makes him even more awesome.

“Ya’ll need to work on your people skills.”

Counter-counterpoint: That’s hilarious and amazing.

“Beast Mode don’t cry.” (sniffling)

Beast Ode

First you have to get past the ropes.

So Newt is a Ferengi?

People forgot Walter’s “Woody Allen is a wonderful father” rant, so...

Nah, from his history he’s a total sociopath and misogynist. No problems with guilt. But BIG problem with not being deferred to as the smartest genius in the room who is always right on account of being a genius. He has tied his little wagon back to political power to Trump, so he can’t allow the truth about Trump…

Just as long as it’s not red. I’m allergic.

If I can’t get a monogrammed Jezebel thermos full of lentils, what is even the point?

Wonderful! Then put me down for a design where there’s just a pair of baseball pants heaped on the ground, reading “Clark”.