...said the checkerboard screaming against stonewall red cards.

What a stupid comment.

Pretty innocent really; someone had asked him how many major trophies England has.

Both Argentina and Chile have elite-level talent already (nearly every regular starter for both teams would be far and away the greatest American player of all time had he been born here), they regularly produce top-end players in large quantities

For the majority of casual fans, international soccer is a game of tournaments.

Was about to star but you already had 17. I left it alone.

What a pack of cunts

operating with a dignity and professionalism

This is definitely a hit to the reputation of Barca. Beating Real Madrid to (funneling bribes for the privilege of) signing Neymar was a big coup and he was supposed to be the future of the club when Messi loses it.

Some people want a little too much attention paid to their workout attire at the gym, is his premise.

Come back Ashley, we need you!

The problem with that is that it comes too close to mocking all Jazz fans for being gay as opposed to singling out the player for gay mocking.

A loan fee won’t do anything. You’d be better off releasing him if not for the obligatory November Midfield Banjaxings.

What are you hoping to achieve with a loaned-out Coquelin? At this point you either want him or you don’t.

Giroud found his calling as a super sub.

Xhaka had two red cards last season, the Swansea one of which was the softest red you’ll ever see, and will never see again as a straight red for anyone.

She never had a chance; her name is Makenna.

There’s a 0% chance that a Ronaldo playing in MLS would be dropped by Portugal.