More importantly, what have they been doing since the end of The Wire?

Using that criteria of making the playoffs being all that matters and the one player who makes the difference being the “most valuable” I genuinely think the MVP every year should probably be a goalie.

Wouldn’t be very effective; for the last 40 years he’s been racking up damage and not paying it off.

+1 on the Triangle Shirtwaist reference.

(Rebel)’s sisters Annarchi and Liberty also attested to their mother’s love of unusual names, saying it was a tradition that had continued in the family to Wilson’s niece, Sovereign.

Give the guy a break; what could be more New York than telling strangers to fuck off?

Not convinced that Gary Lineker would be against any of this

The pilots aboard the carrier weren’t top guns, numbnuts. The fuck is wrong with you?

In fairness, Cliffhanger guy was a fuckin’ great striker as opposed to a fuckin’ mediocre defender

Bernier is definitely no Marc-Andre Fleury.

If he’s from Montreal he almost certainly has several sores.

We didn’t even get the 80s until the 90s.

Counterpoint: The take is lukewarm Canadian hockeying, at best. Timmies taken black is hotter than the blazes of hell and I cannot even acknowledged my cup’s existence for at least half an hour after purchase.

SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN WE’RE DONE HERE!

Thanks for coming to Deadspin, Mr. Turgeon

Could have been an icebreaker for seeing Posdnous on the train

I always thought this guy was some sort of pussy or something, but there he is wearing a GNR tee like some type of badass. Must be a hardcore dude.

No you won’t!

I still think Datsyuk is the best Russian player of all time. Everything he did was amazing.