Counterpoint: it’s not a very good photo at all. The lighting is fucked and it consequently out of focus.

I just can’t even fucking handle how good Tombstone is and how good Kilmer is in it.

Wet Bag Of Cigarette Butts That Thinks It’s Judge Holden

Add The Doors. He was a very Jim Morrison-y Jim Morrison.

Who are these monsters that hate on Val Kilmer? Show them to me, as I cannot believe they exist. Val Kilmer is a goddamn treasure.

Well that was an easy one; our fans just don’t like Jose. He’s some kind of swarthy Latin and keeps mashing dingers every time we throw at him. But mostly he’s swarthy.

He won’t roast, but will break it “gently.”

It’s a fact that the DNC was hacked by Russia.

Spare a thought for Jack Wilshere, dipshit and coward, who thought going on loan to Bournemouth was going to lead to caps and caps and caps

If two Flyers took each other out the universe would collapse in a black hole of thrown batteries, drunken vomit and confusion over whom to hate. Good times.

Anyone who’s ever bought a survival book is a dickhead. This post is all you need. Print it. Then bring it to a sweaty bald man and have him tattoo it on your body.

They infiltrated the IRS and got dirt on so many employees until they were able to blackmail them into granting tax-exempt status.

He did answer it. The answer is, “Deal with it, businesses; you are in a better position to absorb being ‘punished’ than your low-wage workers are.”

Sustained

...that’s the one thing that gives Christianity a bad name, when we start passing judgment on each other.

But your sauce sucks

As someone who has a dozen Eric Carle books on the shelf right now and has to read them often, you’re a son of a bitch for making this association.

Whitey did his best to turn it into an Indian burial ground, too.