I would imagine it’s because of the great number of functionally illiterate Americans with severe personality disorders.

Correct:

She should just lead a counter-protest

More likely that the turkey will be taught a lesson about respecting the rule of law. No pardon.

I’d say you should Google a video of him speaking, but I have no reason to harm you.

Talk shit with your voice, not in writing.

But, The Duke.

+.5 Baked

The best words. Tremendous words. Many people are saying.

All your base are belong to Zarley Zalapsky

That sounds exhausting. I never had even the slightest intention of playing GTA without the binder of cheat codes.

Kid should have consulted Y2J first on how to take Greenberg down

10/10 will steal, thank you.

This was not an own goal, nor described as one. “Own goal” was brought up as a personal anecdote by author.

I got Rufus the Stunt Bum

Pretty feisty cup tie with Isle of Man U one time too

It’s a beer an orange squash and lemonade league.

You sinner

Damn, they got Takeover’d